Luke 17:34-35
I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.
Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
To be fair, in the NIV they added "grain" to that second sentence. Also in the NIV, they substituted "men" for "people". Because whatever happens, the Bible can't sound gay...at all!
This is a mostly jovial post. Just saying, go gays and lesbians! Even if you're atheists, you've got a 50/50 of being included in the rapture, the Bible says so.
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